Zeshat in a fuckin' tidepool, I leave the comms alone for a few fuckin' days and look what happens. Awright, first things fuckin' last: My name is Kage. I am the First Mate aboard my Captain's vessel, the MS Elegante. While we are underway your weapons are safely in custody and will be returned t'you upon our arrival at the Golden Shore--which is ( Read more... )

This is First Mate Kage and I was--busy when a bunch'a new passengers arrived, couldn't give my normal welcome spiel. So first things fuckin' last: welcome aboard.

This is the MS Elegante and we're headed to the Golden Shore. You got any specific needs, just let me or any other crew member know.

I warned you.

[Kevas and Haine both get muted comms for 24 hours. They're free to scream all they like, but their comms will only let them post text--no voice.]

Any more screamin', I can hand out the mutes like fuckin' candy. Zeshat-damned passengers.

Erol. Got a bone t'pick with you.